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i don’t think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow

(via pizza)

meladoodle:

*concentrates deeply and looks into magic crystal ball* well.. looks like you’re gonna be a pussy nerd for the rest of your life, bad luck mate, also that’ll be seven dollars and eighty cents, no i don’t have change what the fuck.

(via pizza)

mcclonalds:

see the fries, smell the fries, feel the fries, to eat the fries you must become the fries

(via pizza)